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Chapter #5
The pie eating competition.
by: Unknown
Lois was one of the many people who were competing at the pie eating competition. Most of them were celebrities who could care less about the mental institution and just wanted to get free publicity. Lois recognized some of them like Joyce Kinney, her rival piano instructor Alexis, and ex-Foxy Boxing Champion Deirdre Jackson.
"Alright everyone, time to get your eatin' on." said Bruce. "On your mark, get set, go you silly gooses."
The contest started, but everyone but Lois just took a couple of bites and quit so that they didn't have to gain any weight.
"Alright, almost everyone is out and have raised a total of.... 4 cents." said Bruce.
"FOUR CENTS!?" said Lois in shock. Lois looked at the pies and realized that her only chance of raising enough money for her brother was to eat as many pies as possible. She knew that it was risky and she would get fat, but she put all that aside. Throwing away her fork and knife she grabbed as many pies as possible and pigged out. She didn't care if she was making a scene and just scooped the pies into her mouth.
"Go Lois!" cheered Peter.
"Choke, Choke, choke!" Stewie chanted.
"Stop trying to make her mess up." Brian said.
"What are you talking about, I want her to choke on one them."
Lois had finished 15 pies and had raised $75. The pies were starting to affect her weight as she began to look like she did in "Sibling Rivavlry" when Brian first noticed she was fat. Lois picked up her pace as she gobbled down each pie and gained more attention and cheering. Bits of pie were staining her dress but she wasn't noticing. She had finished 42 pies by now and just needed to eat one more pie, but she was stuffed. She didn't know if there was any more room in her.
"You can do it Mom!" cheered Chris.
"Lois, just do what I do!" shouted Peter.
Lois then realized how to make room. As much as it disgusted her, she decided to do what Peter does when he makes room.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Lois let out a big fart that shocked everyone and managed to make enough room to eat the pie. She leaned back in her chair and panted as she put her hands on her messy shirt.
"Done." she panted. "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAP!" she belched.
"Ewww." said Bruce. "Well now the total $210.04. That's it for now y'all. Bye."
Losi waddled off the stage and hoped that she had made enough money to help Patrick.
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