When David came to, he was lying in his bed. Groggily, he mumbled to himself before rolling onto his flat, toned stomach to look at his alarm clock: 2:00 p.m. Shit! he thought. The sexy, muscular David liked to hit the gym early to get it out of the way, so he could go out partying and banging chicks at night. If he wasn't too hungover, he'd be done with his workout before noon. Speaking of night... What the hell happened last night? David wondered. He couldn't remember anything - other than a strange, blurry dream about a hooded ex-girlfriend - and figured he blacked out. Must have been fun, he thought. He grinned and scratched his crotch, assuming he was at some rager and must have gotten laid.
Now he leaped out of bed, needing to hit the gym so he could keep his muscles bulging and his sexy, chick-magnet bod. He put on elastic gym shorts and a tank so he could show off his pecs and biceps at the gym, and walked into the kitchen to grab a piece of fruit or something as he headed out the door. David was strict about his diet, and stocked his fridge with plenty of protein and not too many carbs. But he did keep a six pack of beer in there, and it was the first thing his eyes darted toward. As soon as he saw it, he knew exactly what he was craving: Pizza! Which was strange, because David didn't let himself have pizza very often.
Immediately, he broke out his cell phone and called up a pizza delivery place. "Yeah, I'd like to order a meat lover's pizza," he said. When asked what size, his stomach growled out loud, and before he knew it, he blurted out, "Extra large." He never had more than slice or two at a time, just for the taste!
It was like David completely forgot about the gym. Instead, he grabbed one of the beers in the fridge, popped off the top, and parked his muscular bubble butt in the middle of the couch, and flipped on the TV to Sports Center. He chugged his beer, loving the flavor - needing more! - and let loose a belch out of the corner of his mouth, which he used to think was gross, since none of the ladies would like it.
He sat on his ass until a knock at the door - The pizza's here! He lunged at the door, threw some money at the delivery girl, and took the box. Before he could get back to the couch, he'd already opened the box, and shoved a slice in his face. "Mmmm!" he grunted out loud. He couldn't remember tasting anything so good, the sauce, the gooey cheese, all the greasy meats. Back on the couch, he started stuffing himself, like he'd never eaten before, slice after slice, only taking a break to drink the rest of the beers in the six pack.
*BWWAAAAAAAAP!* David burped the longest, loudest, deepest belch of his life. Ha! Nice, he thought to himself for a change. Manly. Actually, he was kind of proud of it. But his attention went back to the pizza, and he grabbed another slice, and another, until he finished the entire extra large pizza himself.
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