I don't know how long as was out for, but I remember smelling smoke. It wasn't thick smoke, but it wasn't light either, in fact it had a distinct smell, but I couldn't quite remember what it was. It didn't smell bad, but it had a smell, almost a taste to get use to. I tried to open my eyes but I couldn't, I also had a very strong pressure on my head, from the bridge of my nose up, like something was pushing against my face. Then I heard coughing, then my heart sank, it was Harley coughing, she sounded so close yet so far away. After she was done coughing I heard something I didn't think I would ever her from this girl, She started crying. Not full on bawling in tears as I had been not so long ago, but weeping, like a child does when there sad.
"Oh Mr. J, everything I do reminds me of you in some way. Whether it's causing mayhem or robbing banks, or the little stuff that shares your letter, Jay-walking, smoking a J. Ah haha, You can still make me laugh." Then her crying turned into a sad laughter. I then realized why she was so close yet so far away, she was sitting on my face smoking a joint! Crying over God knows who, If I wasn't in the state I was currently in, I probably would have been laughing at the Irony of it all. She shifted her weight a bit & I could tell she was still wearing her leather pants, & she was sitting facing my feet. Then I felt her hand open my mouth & then a tiny tap on my upper lip & then I tasted ashes, she was using me for an Ashtray! I breathed in the ash & it automatically made me cough, I knew that was going to cost me.
Without getting off my face, I felt her lift her legs up & lay them down on my body, now most of her weight was on my face with only a little room for my mouth to breath. "Good your awake." She sounded very calm. "Look toots, I've been doing some think & realized the real reason I kidnapped ya was because I was trying to fill a void in my life, & thats just not right." (As if anything this Crazy Bitch has done is right). "So I decided I'm not going to keep you around anymore, but hey, we had some laughs right?" I was overjoyed! Not at this witches change of heart, but that I was FINALLY going to get out of here. I decided to play it cool & be as nice as possible.
"Ms.Quinn, I don't blame you for anything you have done (Which is exactly NOT what I will be telling the cops soon), I too know what it's like to try & fill a void. (all of this sounding muffled of course since she was still seated full weight on my caving skull), But I am glad you decided to free me & I have to say...."
"HAHAhahahaha haha haha HAHA HA!" She began laughing. "Free you, hahahaHAHAA, you must think I am completely stupid huh? Nice try Bitch Boy, but truth be told the only freeing I will be doing is freeing you from your Body! Like I would let you out of here Alive, What a laugh!" She sneered. I began to see how stupid I was infact, but also seeing how much I needed to throw her off me & run. I began to struggle only to realize that I was chained down to a table of some sort, my hands, arms, legs & feet all bolted down. I had to get out of this!
"Harley please you can't!" She then put out the rest of her joint on my tongue as I was talking. Then she scooted her ass down a bit & brought her feet up & sat indian style on top of my face. all 100 & some odd pounds pressing down onto me.
"Hey, at least I'm not all bad, I gave you my last Roach! HAHA HA AHA HA " She began laughing. "Now just be still, this should only take between 5 to 20 minutes, but who knows, I could sit up here all day, even after your gone!"
My mind started racing, how do I get out of this Situation? I didn't have the strength to topple over the entire table plus her, I couldn't free my hands to push her off... was I indeed doomed? I waited for what seemend like 20 minutes, I started to go hazy, my mind turned foggy, everything was turning black... black... & then... things started to get brighter & I felt a great weight lift off me... In the distance in this Blurry light I saw the image of a Big Black Bat, it was giant, & it started ascending, going higher & higher up into the brightness. Then a smack across the face broght me to my sences, I wasn't dying, Harley had just lifted off of me, but only slightly. That Big Black Bat I seen? Only my Sweat Stains imprettend on the back of her ass.
"Hey, don't pass out on me yet! It's only been like 2 minutes!" 2 Minutes! I couldn't believe it, I didn't want to believe it... " You in luck, I'm going to have a cigarette & I don't want to get up to get an ashtray, but if I hear ONE peep out of you, I will cut your balls off & shove them down your throut & watch you choke on them!" She sat back down & scooted her ass to rest on my eyes & forehead, my mouth a bit expose. after about a minute I tasted an ash in my mouth, I swalled, what else could I do? a few minutes later another, then another. Then she started to put her cigarette out on my tongue, but stoped, then she did it again, & again, She kept jabbing her burning cig all over my tongue, & she laughed again. "Aww, to hot for ya, this will cool it off". Then I heard a strange noise, kind of like a vacuum, but smaller, then I realized she was snorthing & the next thing I new she spit a giant lugie into my mouth. then she just kept spitting untill my mouth was filled with her spit. "Now now, be a good boy & swallow what you got & I will give you a nice lasting surprise!" What did I have to lose? I swallowed her spit, I felt the gooeyness of it all the way down, after I finished, she threw her Cigarette butt into my mouth & said "That butts not the surprise" She then scooted her ass down my face again, but a little father till the crack of her pants covered ass was right over my mouth "But this one IS!" & with that she Blew a 10 second long SBD fart right into my mouth. It tasted awfull & honestly I would have rather ate a bowl full of cigarettes & spit then be subjected to this. It was like a skunk sprayed right into my mouth, then threw in some garbage. Then she leaned back just to make sure I couldn't breath through my nose, her ass was all the way on my face except right at the top of my eyes. Looking up I could see her turn her head to look down at me, under her ass, though a bit blurry because of the tears coming from my eyes from her gas, I seen her running make-up from where she had been crying, but she was no longer sad, No, she had the biggest smile I have ever seen & She said.
"I thought the least I could do was make your last breath on this Earth something special, something that came straight from me, just to show you how much I really care about you! hahaha hehehe HAHAHA AH HAHAHAHA AAHH HAHAHAHAHA" And as I laid there gagging on her gas, watching her laughing at me with the Sadistic, Cruel, Unrelenting Laughter, I finally was free....
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