BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
You can't even stand anymore. The earthquakes are too strong for you. You are on your back trying to get a clear view of what was the cause of what is making the earth shake so much for you.
As you laid there, you could finally see the monster rise above the grass forest. She had a very fluffy, pink head of mane. She was a furry pink giantess, with the body of a pony. She was PINKIE PIE!!!!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
She wasn't bouncing (thank god), or even prancing. She was merely trotting, smiling, and seemed to be humming her special smile song (your favorite song). This normally put you in a good mood, but not right now. This lovable 800 foot titan was not aware of the tremendous earthquakes she was making for you. Even worse, she didn't see that you are right in her trotting path.
BOOM! BOOM!
HEY!! PINKIE!! DOWN HERE! DON'T STEP HERE! You try your best to try to get Pinkie's attention, but it is to no avail. You are like an ant to the playful mare. Her ears don't pick up your tiny voice, and she's still coming your way.
BOOM! BOOM!
Pinkie was so close to you. Her next step she takes is gonna be right on top of you. Her hoof began to hover over top of you, and it was HUGE!!! It was the size of a mansion. What a way to go, turned to hoofpaste under Pinkie Pie's hoof.
PINKIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!!!!!!!!
She stopped inches before she planted her hoof on your tiny body. You are shaken up, literally. Then she plants her hoof next to you. The ground quakes violently, and you look up into Pinkizilla's big blue eyes. Surprisingly, and thankfully, she was looking down in your direction. You stand straight up and flail your arms around to get her attention.
"OOOOOO~"
Pinkie's voice echos and down to you. "Who left this juicy looking apple here? Maybe the tree did? Hehehe, the tree has butter fingers." Darn she isn't looking at you, she's looking at the apple. Wait, the apple, THAT'S IT!!! If you climb the apple, then she could see you better.
You climb up the apple, even though pretty steep, and make it to the top. "Wow, who knew trying to talk to Pinkie would be so hard. I mean, it is anyway, but not THIS hard." Just then, the apple starts moving. As you try to keep your balance, you realize why it's moving. Pinkie was picking it, with you up.
"I guess i'll eat this now. Wouldn't want it getting nasty for AJ now. hehe", boomed Pinkie. Then she began bringing the apple to her massive maw. The sight was scary. when her mouth opened, her breath felt like an oven. Even worse, her mouth was coming to you. You can only let out one more scream for help. "PINKIIIIEEE!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Does she hear you?