You follow the white hoof upwards, and lo and behold, towering over you is a titanic white unicorn with blue eyes and a purple mane and tail set in fancy curls. The one and only Rarity! Unfortunately, you don't have any more time to oggle the titanic unicorn, because one of her back hooves is coming your way as she continues walking. Without missing a beat, you dodge the hoof, rolling out from under it just before it hits the ground with a rumbling BOOM! Staggering to your feet, you decide that you need to get Rarity's attention, now. Staying out here in the streets wasn't an option, given how easy it would be to get stepped on, and you really don't want to think about what'd happen to you if, say, Lyra or Trixie found you. Unfortunately, it seems that your voice wouldn't reach Rarity from the ground....
As you watch Rarity walk off, humming a tune as her curled mane and tail swish behind her, you get an idea.
A stupid and dangerous idea, but an idea nonetheless.
Gearing yourself up, you run after Rarity, keeping an eye on her swinging tail. "This is dumb...but, nothing ventured, nothing gained!" You assure yourself. When you think you've closed the distance, you leap forward with all you can manage, and grab onto Rarity's tail, giving it a sharp pull.
It works! Rarity gives a yelp of "Wha-HA-HA!" as she flinches back, looking behind her. However, her reaction is sudden and fast enough to dislodge you from her tail and throw you to the ground, knocking the wind out of you.
When you clear the stars from your vision, you are greeted with the sight of the gargantuan Rarity leaning down towards you and looking you over.
Well, I have her attention, at least...
To your slight surprise, Rarity is the first to react, saying.....