As you sort through the garish purple bag that the airline has given you by mistake, you find three different types of bathing suits. The first one to catch your eye is a frilly, pink two-piece that wouldn't leave much of a girl's body to the imagination. The second piece of swimwear you find is a more conservative silver one-piece with little to no back and room to expose a girl's cleavage. Finally, you find a pair of tight, black shorts made from a rubbery material that could pass for an odd type of men's swimwear that seems to be accompanied by a short, black top of the same material. Which one do you try on?