As I traveled along the dirt road to Acme Looniversity, I heard a loud gasp.
"Do not fear my dear, Fifi La Fume is here!" Fifi La Fume's voice cried out as the sound of a train was heard.
"Heh. Guess she's found another 'skunk' to chase after," You muttered to yourself with a chuckle.
When the sound of the Fifi train was coming closer, you looked in a puddle and noticed that your hair now had a skunk stripe. You put a strain between two fingers and discovered that it was not paint. Either your hair was dyed or was now naturally like that.
"Oh shi-" You uttered before Fifi tackled you into a rolling ball.
After several moments of rolling along, the two of you hit a tree and stopped. You were lying on your back and she laid on top of you.
"Hello, I am Fifi La Fume! Will you be my... boyfriend?" Fifi said before she grabbed the sides of your head and gave you a big kiss. After nearly causing you to pass out, she stopped the kiss and asked, "Ah! I am so impolite! What is your name, loverboy?"
"Uh... My name is (NAME)..." You nervously answered. "And I am not a skunk. I'm a human."
"Absurdité! Your hair tells a different story!" Fifi exclaimed as she sat up, even grabbing the collar of your shirt and making you sit up as well. As she gave you another kiss, she wrapped her tail around you.
Just as the smell began to rise up from her tail, you managed to break free and run off.
"Oh, how I love it when they play rough like that!" Fifi cooed as she stood up and hopped after you.
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As you ran, you thought about Fifi.
On one hand, she was cute and a great kisser.
On the other hand, you didn't want to be near the skunk spray smell.
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