Maxine got up from her seat, satisfied with her meal, and made her way to the exit. As soon as she walked out of the the door her phone began to ring and she answered it.
"Hello, is this miss Maxine Jones?" Asked a man with a very strange accent.
"Yes it is, may I ask who is calling?" Maxine said while continuing on her way down the sidewalk.
"Yes my name is Doctor Gord, your old doctor switched you over to me because of my understanding of your...condition." Maxine could not figure out what accent Doctor Gord was using, since it sounded like he was speaking with at least four at once, so she decided to not pay it any attention to it and asked her next question.
"So what exactly would my "condition" be, is it something about how I can't lose weight, is it good news, is it treatable?" Maxine asked.
"In order? Yes, no and yes, no! It is about your condition, it is good And bad news, and it is not treatable." Replied Doctor Grod.
"*sigh!* Not treatable huh? Alright, give me the news."
"Okay, so it seems that you have a condition that prevents your body from being able to burn of calories or fat!" Maxine froze in place.
"HOW COULD THERE POSSIBLY BE GOOD NEWS TO GO WITH THAT?" Maxine yelled, attracting the attention of passerby's.
"Well the condition also removes any health risks that come with being overweight, and even removes the possibility of losing your mobility no matter how big you get!"
"Do you know what else eliminates the health risks of being over weight and immobile," Maxine paused. "BEING SKINY, THAT'S WHAT!"
"Yes I know, but you don't have a choice about it."
"But I don't want to be fat! Wait, what about liposuction?" Maxine asked.
"No, your body won't be able to handle not having the fat in your body, your body will reject the lighter form and you will die!" The doctor warned.
"This is horrible!" Maxine cried out.
"It's not all bad, you can eat anything without worrying about becoming unhealthy, you can become as big as a house and still be able to move!
"Yeah but what's the point in eating what ever I want if nobody finds me attractive."
"You'd be surprised, their are tons of guys and even girls who are fat."
After a little of mor talking with the doctor, Maxine hung up clued cell phone and heard some on coming up behind her.