As Mega But stalked her fallen enemy, her big sexy fat ass jiggling with each step, her barely contained flatulence squeaking out with each click of her heel, she smiled. Her plan was working perfectly. Her followers were over 10, 000 strong, her church was an armed compound, and after devouring that stadium full of hockey fans she was at the zenith of her powers. It had taken more than a year to get this far, but he slow steady progress had caused Mega Butt to become a true religious leader in her mind, and in the mind of many of her critics.
She had started slowly. Since no one had evidence of her past misdeeds, just the words of some vigilantes, and nobody took them serious it was not hard for her to file with the government as a religious leader well not hard after she gassed those three firms of lawyers with her farts, making them thralls for her. Her legal representation was some of the best in the country now, and she kept them on call at all times. After gassing some of the local construction crews she had her church refurbished into a compound, able to house over 3000 people, in which to start her cult. She laughed when the vendors sued for reimbursement of the materials they sold on credit, but through the maneuvering of her army of legal advisors and some well placed late-night farts at their headquarters, they were tied up financially and missing many of their records, and parts of their buildings.
That’s when the recruitment drive went into full swing. She would attend a different church every Sunday and sit up front. As the congregation stood to sing their hymns she would release one of her special farts, filling the church with her heavenly butt stink and converting hem to her cause. She would have parishioners and preachers all with one foul fart. Soon she had droves of followers coming to her church on her compound, singing the praises of Mega Butt’s mega butt. If one was not watching the beginnings of a religious crusade, it would have been awe inspiring, and quite a bit of fun, what with the singing and dancing, and weekly church pot lunch picnics. Mega Butt was protective of her followers, because didn’t a Goddess need worshippers?
Soon Pope Mega Butt appointed cardinal and bishops, positions that knew no gender but many craved for the power. This allowed Mega butt to build an inner circle of dangerous cutthroat individuals who were able to start levying high church taxes and forced donations with few qualms. They also implemented a training program for soldiers, headed by high ranking former Marine Corp personnel. Mega Butt was working quickly, and making the people of the town nervous of what was happening, and not just the ordinary citizens.
Mega Butt was relaxing with some of her more well endowed followers as a Chorus sung songs in honor of the majesty of her magnificent kiester, when a wall blew outwards revealing Foot Girl with some of the other gathered super villains; The Cougar, Hippo Girl, Ms. Manure, The Golden Shower Kid, Sluggette, and worryingly Braun Beatdown. “What are you mortals doing here?” Mega Butt asked.
“We’re here to have words, Mega Loser!” Foot Girl sneered. Mega Butt cocked an eyebrow and looked over the motley crew, they were all nothing to her, except for possibly Braun Beatdown, and she fairly sure she could still beat her if she had to. “You’re taking to many of our playthings into your church, and we want them back!”
“Yeah!” Sluggette echoed from behind the others. Mega Butt decided on her.
“You’re taking all the lovely young men, who keep this naughty cougar and her little pussy happy,” The cougar whined.
“And there’s no pretty girls for my big fat cock,” Hippo Girl pouted like a 10-yer-old.
“I seek competition,” Braun Beatdown told her, leveling her gaze at Mega Butt, her veins pulsating with an unhealthy green glow.
Mega Butt face remained motionless. She slowly announced, “Go now and I will do nothing more than to bless you with my divine wind. Stay and I will make you feel the wrath of a God.”
Ms Manure and The golden Shower Kid, both inched backward to leave, but not before the Golden Shower Kid asked, “ Can I piss on a few people on the way out?”
“Do not touch my followers!” Mega Butt hissed. The reverberations of a building fat beginning to fill the air.
“S’cool, s’cool,” The Golden Shower Kid replied, grabbing her best friend The Cougar and dragging her out along with her and Ms. Manure.
Mega Butt looked dismissively at the rest and flipped primped her mighty bouffant. She turned to walk away, angering the remaining villains, but instead released a mighty blast of rump gas, pinning them to the walls an battering their bodies. Even foot Girl admitted the stench was terrible, and gulped realizing this was the least of Mega Butt’s farting prowess.
Releasing her fart Mega Butt let the other villains fall to the floor. She casually strolled over to the Sluggette and picked her up by her neck in a vice like grip. The Sluggette had never felt such power, and panicked hysterically. Mega Butt effortlessly shoved the Sluggette in between her sweaty butt cheeks, and deep into her butt crack. Foot Girl and Hippo Girl watched helpless and scared as Sluggette was absorbed into Mega Butt’s majestic Badonadonk. Mega Butt turned from the survivors and walked away, but stopped suddenly, as if a thought had occurred to her. She pulled down her tights, and farted, spewing the Sluggette’s slime all over the three remaining villains. “Take this and the story of what happened hear with you, and know a God I can add your powers to my own any time I want. Any. Time. I want.”
Foot Girl and Hippo Girl quickly scurried away, but Braun Beatdown just stared at Mega Butt’s buttocks as she slowly left, a healthy respect for her powers having been born. “I crush you next time,”
“You will be denied the Heaven that is my ass next time, and live in the Hell that is my anger.” Braun left without another word and many songs were written in honor of Mega Butt that day.
With the confrontation with the supper villains Mega Butt realized she needed a second-in-command, someone like her, a super powered someone. Her scientists had created a formula that when injected into a goat would allow the goat to consume anything, but the byproduct was extreme flatulence in the short term, and growing obesity in the long term. “No matter.” It was determined that the powers of the goat could be passed onto a human subject. Mega Butt had the prettiest of the young women brought to her, all enraptured with the idea that their Goddess wanted to see them.
“I have decided to empower one of you, give you a mounting power like mine, but know that weight gain is a side effect. I will not force this power on any of you, so any who wish to leave may,” Mega Butt preached. Only one girl left, and Mega Butt informed her Cardinal that she was to be brought to her chambers quietly without alerting the other followers. “I will consume her and add her to my ass. All my followers should be willing to die for me, something that young girl should learn.”
Mega Butt turned back to the crowd and farted, all of them treating it as the miraculous. Mega Butt rose into the air on her flatulence hovering over her followers, and looking down on them like the God she considered herself. All the girls began to cry at what they considered the divine sight, but one in particular cried harder than the rest. Mega Butt knew she had her follower. She slowly stopped farting touching down in front of the girl, who averted her eyes, not feeling worthy to directly gave upon the God Mega Butt.
Mega Butt gently took the girl’s chin into her gloved hand and sweetly asked, “April Terra, will you be my Vorrior?”
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