Jake sighed as he sat on the ground, outside the Metropolis prison. He'd just captured footgirl and brought her in, but not after an extremely long, and smelly fight. Jake still tried to shake the stench of feet from his nostrils. He couldn't wait to get home, shower, and crawl into bed for the night, and maybe sleep until late afternoon tomorrow. After all, he deserved it. Suddenly, a shadow loomed overhead, and Jake looked up to see a young woman, probably his age, standing over him, dressed in almost the exact Birdboy suit he was wearing (he IS Birdboy after all). Jake gave a smile for the woman, who clearly must have been a fan. After all, wasn't the entire city?
Jake stood up, and quickly noticed two things, the first being her height. She was tall! Well, tall for a girl. She saw eye to eye with Jake, exactly his height. The next- she was beautiful! Wow! Jake thought to himself that he should possibly ask this lovely lady in front of him on a date. Jake pushed those thoughts away. "What can I do for you?" He asked. "Autograph, picture, anything?" The woman gave a smirk and spoke for the first time. "You can put your face between my ass cheeks, fraud."
This caught Jake by surprise, almost as much as the hard punch to the face did. Jake stumbled back and fell to the ground. It wasn't a punch from Braun, but it still certainly had some power behind it. Jake got up, and started trying to attack, but weird enough, it seemed she knew every one of his moves.. And that he knew every one of hers! Neither was able to land a single strike to one another. It was all very weird to Jake. Suddenly, while lost in his train of thought, the woman hit him in the head with a roundhouse kick, knocking him down. She then quickly sat on his face with her large, juicy ass, and let a fart go that quickly choked the clean air from Birdboy, and knocked him out cold.
Upon awakening, Jake rushed home, and called Beth. He had no idea what or who just attacked him. While the phone rang, Jake decided on some other research as well. He spent hours flipping through various newspapers, magazines, and chatting away with Beth. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. If this was a villain, last night would have been her very first outing.
Jake then checked the database, which basically had everyone in metropolis's face and information on file. He flipped all the way through. Nothing. He would have remembered a face like hers. Jake sighed and layed down to get some rest. He'd have to go find this woman tomorrow, and find out what that attack was all about.
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