Naruto was enjoying the sun on his face, and the sea wind in his hair.
It was several years since The war, and Naruto had taken to traveling. Much like Pervy sage before him.
Yes, including Pervy sages old hobby.
Hey, some one had to honor the old man's memory.
And Naruto was better at it anyway. Being able to hide in plain sight and all, plus the sexy Jutsu and shadow clones.
Naruto pulled himself from his memories, feeling something hit his foot with a metallic clang.
There, half buried in the sand, was something incredibly shiny.
Curious, Naruto pulled the shiny object from the sand.
Looking at it, Naruto was reminded of old stories, from far before the concept of chakra, far before the Juubi came to be and destroyed the world. When the world was split into many different land masses, instead of the elemental nations they knew.
The types of Stories the Sage had told the young Bijuu to pass the time.
It was a 'lamp', a strange name for the object. It came from a land much like Suna, but smaller and more divided. If Naruto remembered the tales correctly, the 'lamp' held a wish granting spirit, called a Genie or Djinn or something.
But, while they could grant wishes, they were also tricky. Very much so.
"Well, I've fought the creator of the world, had one piece of it stuck in my gut for most of my life, fought zombies and my family had connections to the Shinigami through a mask. Why would this be fake?" Naruto asked himself. "But what should I wish for? They can grant three wishes, right?"
Taking care not to unleash the Genie, Naruto placed it in his pocket, a seal absorbing the lamp like any ninja tool.
So, for days and days and days, turning into weeks and weeks, Naruto thought. He tried to recall every story, every wish gone wrong. He tried to remember what happened to the people who fell prey to the Djinn's tricks.
And, when he had recalled every last scrap of Info, he thought on what he wanted from life. What did he want? What sounded good?
Well, he always did want a travelling companion. And while he might not have wanted to live forever, he wanted to keep watch over the world. Just because this war had ended on good terms, didn't mean that the future would be more of the same.
So, maybe Immortality would be fine for that purpose...
Eh, he'd think of the third wish on the spot.
So, coming to a clearing in the forest he was in, Naruto set up camp. He took his time, hunting and cooking some dinner.
After his meal, Naruto brought out the lamp for the first time in weeks.
"How was it that they unleashed the genie again?" Naruto mused, absent-mindedly rubbing his thumb over the side of the lamp.
A wisp of smoke started rising from the spout of the lamp, a bluish smoke, thick as well. It flowed unseen, and unnaturally for that matter, behind Naruto, collecting into the form of something human.
Pretty hot, female one as well.
"Hello, Master." She said, making Naruto spin around in surprise.
"Holy shit!" Naruto yells, summoning a kunai to his hand.
Only to stop in surprise.
The woman looked exactly like his sexy jutsu!
Well, not exactly. There were a few minor cosmetic differences, after all.
Bluish grey smoke wafted around her feet, not very much either. She had long, blue lines running along her body, much like Shukaku did. Her eyes looked like they were made of smoke, billowing inside small glass jewels. Her hair was also very floaty, the end of her pig-tails not so much ending as fading into the air.
Oh, and she was buck naked.
"I must say, you are the first person to find me in Ages. Not a bad looker either." She said, licking her lips as she eyed him up and down.
"Who are you?" Naruto asked, keeping the lamp firmly in hand.
The woman laughed. "Why, I'm the genie of that lamp you hold. And, because you hold it, you are my master. For three wishes, that is. Once you use those, I'll disappear again." She said, floating over to him. She left a smoky trail in her wake, flowers blooming in the wake of it.
She trailed a few fingers across his chest, uncovered to dry his shirt out.
"So... What is it that you desire, my most handsome master?" She asked, batting her eyes at him.
"Well, first off, I would like Immortality..."
The genie scowled. "Another one of them are you? Fine." She said, snapping her fingers. "Stupid arrogant pricks. Every time someone finds me, It's something like this. What's next, infinite wealth?"
Naruto scowled back at her. "Now hold up a minute. There's a reason behind my Immortality, and I don't think the reason is all that selfish."
"Yeah yeah, I've heard that before." She said, waving her hand. "Next wish? I would like to hurry up and get back to my lamp now."
"You know, I was just going to wish for a traveling companion next, to help stave off the boredom..."
*pop*
A fox appeared next to the camp fire, sleeping soundly.
"That's two." She said, smirking. "You said 'I' and 'Wish' in the same sentence, so It's good enough for me. So, travelling companion. Be glad it's a fox and not something stupid like a toad."
"I resent that, since some of my best friends are toads." Naruto said. She was really pissing him off!
"Well sooorrry." The Djinn said, not even trying to hide the sarcasm in her voice. "Any way, last wish?"
Naruto growled. Someone needed to put this girl in her place, magic reality warping powers or no.
You know what? I'm tired of you already. Acting like this over me trying to make sure I'm around to make sure the world doesn't kill itself. I'm not like some mad men, so don't lump me with them."
The genie scoffed. "Yeah, right. All you assholes are alike."
"That's it!" Naruto said, slamming the cup of water in his hand on the ground. "Fine! You think I can be like on of them? I'll show you just how bad I can be compared to them. I wish you were bound to serve me until the day I die, with nothing but joy and happiness at that fact!"
The Genie stopped, going wide eyed in shock. "Y-you what?"
"You heard me." Naruto all but growled out.
"No..." She whispered out, her eyes starting to fill with tears. She felt her arm raising, against her will. "No!" She cried, trying to push the arm back down. "I don't want to do this!"
*Snap*
And everything for this girl changed.
Because she messed with the wrong man, and was a total bitch.
All she had ever done throughout the millennia's she had served, she had tortured those who happened upon her lamp. All poor shmucks, falling prey to her wiles. She took away their decency, or set them on fire, or otherwise made people regret finding her.
But now she messed with Naruto Uzumaki.
She had seen him, seen his heart, ever since he picked up her lamp. She had seen that his heart was relatively pure, compared to most other people who found her lamp/
So, with every wish she granted, she reversed the purity into corruption.
The old Naruto was no more.
This new Naruto was going to be ten times worse the Jiryia, if not a hundred.
And he was her permanent master, and she was his happy little slave, now and forever more.
Oh yes, she messed with the wrong man.
And this man just had to have had perverts and lechers for teachers.