Howard was once again breaking the rules of the apartment and sheldon simply walked up to him and flashed a light in his face saying bizanga! Howard replied what was that for? Shelly gave a strange laugh and said you'll see, oh you'll see. Howard responded by saying "Lenord your buddy is freaking me out. Latter that day Howard returned home and sat on the couch to watch some tv when all of a sudden he shrank to 1'1/2 inchs tall. he was stunned but before he could even take in account what had happened he was took over by fear of the sight of his mothers giant ass hovering above him covered in granny panties. she was not wearing pants or a skirt just a bra and top. The Ass blocked out all light like an eclipse as it desended on you and as it came down slowly you heard your mother scream "OY VEY, HOWARD! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LEAVING THE T.V. ON IN THE LIVING ROOM WHEN YOUR NOT WATCHING IT! THE ELECTRIC BILL DOSENT PAY ITS SELF YOU KNOW" and with that her giant ass slammed ontop of you.lucky for you it landed whith the crack up against your body giving you room to breath but as you were wedged between her crack she let out the most loud fart ever, so loud your ears were ringging. and the smell choked the oxegen out of you.
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