Alkazar was at a loss. He had offered the boy Eric a once in a lifetime opportunity to change the world to match his desires, only to be all but ignored, and told simply to surprise him! It was unheard of, it was unacceptable, and Alkazar wasn't about to stand for it. Alkazar had always considered the human form to be rather boring, as they all looked essentially the same, two eyes, two arms, two legs, one head, always in pretty much the same place. Oh sure, they varied a bit in size and coloration, and then of course there was gender to consider, but other than that, they were practically clones! Alkazar decided to change all that, creating on the spot a previously unknown virus that would warp the bodies of virtually every human it came into contact with, causing them to mutate essentially at random, with men becoming women, women becoming men, humans gaining animal characteristics, growing or shrinking either of the entire person or merely certain body parts, gaining or loosing limbs, eyes, ears, heads, genitals, or essentially any other body part anyone cared to name, repositioning of parts in weird or inconvenient places, body parts becoming detached, sometimes gaining remaining under the original owners control, and sometimes gaining a separate life and personality all their own, muscle growth, sudden spontaneous changes in age, height or weight, differences in skin hair and eye color, groups of people melting together forming a collective of sorts, people tuning into slime, gaining super powers, and a whole host of other changes, all totally random, and all capable of happening over and over again, though becoming less frequent with time as the infected humans began developing antibodies to help fight off the infection before it could change them even further.