It was a beautiful day in the land of Nippon. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and the sun goddess's stomach was killing her! Amaterasu whimpered as a sharp pain shot through her gut, earlier she'd tried some of the food she usually handed out to the rabbits and other small herbivores and it was not agreeing with her. To be honest, she wasn't even sure why she did it, sure Issun had said that she should because he was curious about what would happen, but that was no reason to eat the stuff! She rarely listened to the bug anyways! Sometimes she just acted as though someone else was controlling her; like when she used the Power Slash to cut down all of the cherry trees she'd just used up so much ink to make bloom in the first place; or the time she picked that piglet up, and put it back down, and picked it up, and put it back down, and picked it up...
"Hey Furball!"
Amaterasu shook her head as Issun's voice snapped her out of her musings.
"I told you you shouldn't have eaten that stuff, you can be so thick skulled sometimes!"
Amaterasu growled, as far as she recalled, Issun was the one who told her to eat it in the first place.
"What? Me? You're crazy Ammy, I'd never say something so stupid. I warned you that you'd get stomach cramps!"
Amaterasu was about to bark at the annoying little artist, but she was cut off as pain shot through her stomach again. But it felt different this time, like there was something moving through her digestive system and was about to...
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT!
All of a sudden, a massive fart billowed out of the goddess's backside. As the smell diffused into the air, all the plants that had been springing up in her wake started to wilt. Issun caught a whiff of the stench and started to retch as the potent stink brought him to his knees. "Ugh! Ammy that's disgusting! See? This is why you don't eat rabbit food! I can't believe that a so-called goddess would do something so stup-"
PPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT!
Another rancid gust of air rushed out of Amaterasu's behind. This one however, had been deliberate. She'd done it only to shut the tiny artist up. Unfortunately for Issun though, the fart was a lot stronger than Amaterasu had anticipated.
"Blegh, A-Ammy, that reeks..." Issun couldn't take the smell and passed out, faceplanting into Amaterasu's soft white fur.
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