As revolting as this ordeal sounds, there was no way that you're going to pass up having a powerful combat mount right out of the gate! You eagerly shake her hand, much to her surprise! There's about 7 animals here, and each one clearly smells pretty rank. "So...mind giving me the rundown on all these mounts?"
The goblin nods and approaches the first mount, a normal looking, if a bit big, brown horse. "This here is Brutus. Horses are standard mounts, Gasser or no. Pretty basic stats across the board. They got more stamina than other mounts though. Ya might not get there as fast, but he'll surely getcha there." The horse whinnies proudly, and the goblin girl moves on to the next pen, containing a large deer. "This'n here is Patches. Cervine mounts're usually faster than yer average land mount, and they're real perceptive to danger. They aren't anything overly special as gassers though." Next on the list is a...well...a giant skunk. "Stripes is a Dire Skunk. As you can no doubt imagine, these bad boys reek even when they're not Gassers! They can track any target they've sprayed for up to four days after spraying, and they're the second smelliest Gasser mount overall!" Second smelliest!? What could be worse than a SKUNK!? The goblin moves on to a...well it's probably called a Dire Wolf. "I'm guessing you've already figured that Lobo is a Dire Wolf. Like skunks, they're great trackers, but they're also nice and sneaky! Careful though, their paws reek mighty fierce too." Lobo presses a paw up to the bars, and the smell makes you feel like vomiting! (+5 KO meter.) Next down the line is a strange one. It's a two legged beast with leathery wings. The bottom half is reptilian, and its head looks like a chicken's! It has weird lenses over its eyes too. "Pygmalion is a cockatrice. They're the slowest of the flying mounts, and they don't actually fart, but they've got a bunch of other great features! They can breathe out a green fog on par with standard Gasser farts, and their eyes can either hypnotize or petrify you!" Oh...well that's something! An odd, but useful mount! The next one down the line is one you can easily identify! It's a Gryphon! "Gryphons like Swarm are the fastest flying mounts in the game. They have great vision in the air too. But their bodies can get pretty musky..." The final pen holds...holy crap...is that a freaking dragon!? It's a bit small though. Is it a baby? It also freaking reeks! (+10 KO meter.) "Francis here is a Drake, the most sought after mount in Kinkquest. They're intelligent, magical, loyal, and can speak! They can fly pretty well, and they're also incredibly durable! Gasser Drakes stink all over! Feet, wings, body, ass, everything! They have a special breath weapon similar to a Cockatrice, but it reeks worse than Dire Skunk farts! These bad boys are the best and nastiest!"
With the tour over, you have a job to get to now! You could get the hardest out of the way with Francis, or maybe go for Brutus, who's probably the easiest. Maybe a middle of the road pick like Pygmalion or Lobo would be okay too...
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