Give it back!

"Fuck it" I say to myself. I kiss the girl....whats hers is mine....right?

As I brush my teeth I look around the bathroom. We've been dating about 3 months so you could say things are getting serious...you could say, but with how much girly shit is around here.....things have gotta change a bit if we ever ACTUALLY live together. I mean come on....glittery aqua butterfly wall decorations, Various Disney princess memorabilia scattered here and there, pink bath mats and the towels that are "for guests only" which smell like lavender and have the look of what they smell like to match.

"I'm gonna have to find a way to 'man' this place up if I'm gonna be here for a while" I say out loud, which really sounds more like mumbles and slurps while I brush.

Rinse, spit, ahhhh. "Much be- *ahem* ....much better" ...strange....Figured I was done with the cracking voice phase of my life. Whatever.

I hear the door open as I exit the bathroom. "Babe!" I call out again. "Is that you?"

"Yes baby!! I'm glad you're awake!! I found this great place at the mall that sold that skirt I wanted!!

**Of course you did** I think to myself. "We- *ahem* Well ge- *AHEM* jesus...get up here and let me see!!

I hear her coming up the stairs. So I lay on her bed in a playfully provocative manner hoping to get lucky again. Maybe a quick blowjob. Legs spread apart for the world to see. I was rather proud of my dick, whatever confidence I lacked with my looks, i made up for in that department and with how often Molly wanted to have sex, I put it on display as often as possible.

She walked through the doorway and I just about got an immediate boner. GOD! She was hot.

"Hey baby..." I say, as sexually as I can.
"Hi babe, so hey. Like I was saying. I, like, FOUND IT!!" she said super excited. "It's. SO. CUTE."

is she phased by you being naked?