Your name is Andrew Morrison. You're an eight year old boy, and the best friend of Jack Harper... as well as his step-brother! It's been a few months since his mother married both your mom and her twin sister. Unfortunately, you haven't been able to enjoy your new family much. For some reason, the knowledge that your mother has always been a demoness hasn't done much to change your view of her. However, your aunts seem to get a kick out of messing with both you and Jack. While they just seem to make Jack uncomfortable, you've found yourself being transformed, squashed, eaten, and all kinds of other awful predicaments by the two of them. On top of that, your own mother has squished you on accident quite often, though lately she's been a bit less apologetic. You figure it's because she's around her sisters more often.
Even though Jack likes to spend more time with Mary or Ash, he's still your best friend, and you often hang out with him and your fox cousin, Remy. Even though he acts somewhat normal, Remy has a habit of occasionally pulling different pervy pranks on other students. He's sometimes made you an unwilling accomplice of some pranks pulled on his uptight sister, Janet, whom you normally find too much of a prude to want to be around, even if she is pretty.
Recently, you've had kind of a problem. Jack's little sister, Zelina, has a cat named Ian, who's bite can turn other people squishy like Jack. For some reason, you seem to be his favorite target, and you've spent much of your time living in Spectrum Bay as a vulnerable squishie.
Unfortunately today isn't any different, as you're still recovering from being bitten just yesterday. You feel like you're close to returning to normal, but if you were to get squished, you might be in danger of being stuck in that state, unless you were to get bitten again or your mom or aunts were to help you out.
You've never been one to let a little bit of squishy-ness keep you from enjoying your day, though. You've still got things you want to do (or have to do) today.