(This actually takes place in the original show, I just wanted to use that pun)
When the light faded, you noticed you were standing in the middle of a lobby of a hotel. Green carpeting was everywhere, along with stylish and fancy furnishings and decorations.
"What the fuck just happened?" you asked. Suddenly, you heard a laugh track, and you whipped your head all around trying to find the source of the noise. "Ooooookay, that's new."
Investigating your location further, you recognized it as the lobby of the Tipton Hotel off of the Disney Channel show The Suite Life of Zack & Cody.
However, something was amiss.
Your eyes widened as you noticed immense bulges in the skirts and pants of all the women milling about. Looking to one side of the lobby, you noticed the concierge sitting at her desk, facing you. Looking beneath the desk, you could see that inside her skirt she was not wearing panties. Instead, a fat heavy schlong and some hefty hairy nuts were wedged between her thick succulent thighs.
"Well.... that shouldn't be there," you quipped.
[laugh track]
"Excuse me!" you heard a familiar commanding voice ask behind you.
Turning in place, you found yourself face-to-face with none other than Mr. Moseby.
"Oh, uh, hello," you replied.
The manager looked you up and down distastefully, clearly wondering why a poorly dressed curmudgeon was standing mouth-agape in his lobby.
"Let me guess," he began sarcastically. "You'd like change for a pay-phone, perhaps?"
[laugh track]
"Mr. Moseby?" you inquired, still in disbelief of your current circumstances.
"You know who I am?" he asked curiously.
"Uhh, yeah, how could I not? Who wouldn't know the name of the... the finest hotel manager in all of Boston."
Another laugh track played as Mr. Moseby appeared satisfied with your answer, giving you a pleased look as he adjusted his suit jacket and tie.
"Mmmyes, well... perhaps I misjudged you, you're clearly well informed," he decided. "Carry on, sir. Just please don't... touch anything," he added, gesturing vaguely to all the furniture and wood upholstery.
Just then, two flashes of blonde hair zoomed past the two of you.
It was Zack and Cody, running full blast through the lobby from one end to the other.
"Hey!" Mr. Moseby yelled, chasing after them. "STOP RUNNING IN MY LOBBY!"
[laugh track]
You were once again alone, giving you a new opportunity to look around.
To your left, you spotted Maddie running the candy counter. She was wearing her Tipton uniform of a blue button-up shirt bearing the green Tipton badge. Curiously, you wondered if she had the same... endowment, as the other women you'd seen so far, however her lower body was currently obscured by the counter.
Leaning against the counter and talking to her was London Tipton. The beautiful asian girl was wearing a full set of velvet designer clothes, common among rich girls in the early to mid-2000s. However, unlike Maddie, you could very much make out the horrendous bulge at the front of her velvet joggers.
What on Earth was going on?
Just as you were deciding to head over, you heard a voice singing on the other side of the lobby. Looking across, you noticed the doors to the showroom were open, revealing Carey -- Zack and Cody's mom -- performing onstage before a moderate crowd of about twenty people.
Where did you want to go?
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