"These ladies have deemed themselves, the Rule Breakers, and trust be, they break a lot of rules," the Master said, as she opened up the door, revealing easily a dozen, presumably, women engaged in all kinds of roughhousing. "Hey! Pay attention! This is your new teammate."
Surprisingly, the women stopped what they were doing.
She set you on a desk. "This is your new Dedicated Healer, at least until Zorzar is done with her Maternity Leave. I'll be pissed if you get him killed within the week."
"Yes Guildmaster," came the response, more or less.
The Master looked at a large wolf, that had something in their mouth. "Unless you want me to shave you, nod that you understand!"
The wolf nodded, enthusiastically, and then swallowed.
"Good," the Master said. "As you were." She left the room.
"She needs to get laid," the wolf said.
"To be fair, you had your mouth full," said a voice inside of them.
"What's going on?" you asked.
"Burtha's our wolf Druid," said an armored winged tiefling, tapping onto the wolf's belly. "Tina, her snack, is our rock gnome wizard. As for the rest of us, whatever you think our races tend to do, toss out. I'm Triana, a Paladin. Gorga the orc over there is our rogue." She then wend down the list -
Birdfolk barbarian, Lizardfolk fighter, snakefolk monk, centaur bard, catfolk ranger, hobgoblin warlock, assimar sorcerer, elephantfolk artificer, goliath mystic, and turtlefolk Blood Hunter.
"Leaves you as the Cleric," finished Triana.
"Most groups are a lot smaller," you said.
"Used to be four groups," said Burtha, as she walked over to you. "But, since we all worked together so much, we became one big group. Jobs are better handled that way."
"You have a wide array of classes, and a lot of overlap," you said.
"All the better for a job, we usually go in groups between 4 and 5 but if they're harder we bring more. You'll be with them most of the time/" said Tina, yelling from inside of Burtha. "Mind letting me out now? I want to see him!"
"Fat chance," Burtha said, laying down. "You know the rules."
"Um, what's going on?" you asked.
Burtha chuckled and said -
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