her stomach gurgles and you remember that she bad been complaining about gas all day but before you could even scream she unloaded the worst smelling fart that you had ever had the displeasure of smelling. “oops sorry about that baby but mommy needs you to breath it all in for me okay? you might even get a reward for being a good boy” without even waiting for me to respond she let out another blast of her tear watering gas into my lungs.