“Thank god I found you, Andrew, because I need to leave you with Mack for the day while I run some errands!” Olivia said down to you, still flattened and reforming in her hand.
“What!?” Mackenzie exclaimed in response, as you would have if you currently had the ability to speak.
“Please, guys! Just hang out together for the day! I have so many boring errands to run to the bank and stuff. I would take you, Andrew, but really I think you’ll just be bored out of your mind riding in my purse for most of the time anyway.” Olivia said back. You could easily notice the sincerity in her voice. Part of you would have honestly preferred to ride in Olivia’s purse for the day and most likely be forgotten about. Even a day spent wrestling (and losing) to a tube of lipstick, a pack of gum, and a wallet sounded better than spending a day with just Mackenzie.
It was clear that Olivia’s choice to sleep in must have set her back a bit in her plans for the day, since she reached out the hand that currently housed you towards Mackenzie, and lifted up her hand to drop you into it. Immediately, Olivia turned around and bounded back into your bedroom, her enormous ass bouncing comically as she ran. Both you and Mackenzie still had obvious qualms about this plan, but when it came down to it, neither of you had a very easy time denying any of Olivia’s requests.
With an exaggerated sigh, Mackenzie looked down at you in her hand and shook her head before closing her fist somewhat tightly. She then walked down the hallway towards the living room and crudely tossed your flattened form on the coffee table in front of the couch. She gave you a distinctly unsubtle scowl as she grabbed the remote and turned the tv on. It seemed like unlike Olivia, Mackenzie had no plans for the day, at least not quite this early. A few minutes passed by and you felt your body finally pop back into shape. You hopped up and shot Mackenzie a look, prepared to start your daily feud. But before you could speak, Olivia came rushing out of your bedroom, walking down the hallway in an understated pair of jeans paired with a white, slightly cropped t-shirt and sneakers. Even in such a simple outfit your jaw dropped at how her body filled it out. To your annoyance, Mackenzie’s jaw dropped as well, something that you desperately wished that you could get back at her for.
Olivia made a beeline for you and you smiled up to her, about to wish her a wonderful day, But all of a sudden she swung her purse up and dropped it onto the coffee table, directly on top of you. Mackenzie’s eyes went wide as she failed to stifle a laugh behind her hands.
“Okay, keys? Check. Wallet? Check. Phone? Che… wait what’s so funny Mackenzie?” Olivia looked at her best friend before she realized what she had done. “Oh, fuck!” She exclaimed as she immediately lifted her purse off of you to see yourself flattened once more. “I’m so sorry again, Andrew! Mack! Why didn’t you warn me I was going to squish him! I swear can you two go a single day without messing with each other. I swear it’s almost like you guys have a rivalry or something.”
“Sorry, Liv, I should have told ya… looking great though, girl! Are those new jeans?!” Mackenzie said.
“Yeah they are, thanks! I was worried they’d be a little small but I think they’re just right!” Olivia said excitedly, immediately distracted by her friend’s compliment as she turned around. The light above you was blocked out by Olivia’s absolute shelf of an ass for a moment before she turned back around and looked back down at you, slapping her forehead in remembrance once again. “Seriously though, I’m sorry this morning has been so chaotic, Andrew.” Olivia then finally took a moment to scoop you up and a quick kiss. In that moment of her plump lips dwarfing your entire body with their warm touch, everything she had done to you this morning was forgiven. She set you back down on the coffee table and said a quick, “Bye, guys!” Before strolling out the front door.
At last it was just you and Mackenzie. You reformed rather quickly from the brief squishing of your girlfriend’s purse, standing up to brace yourself for whatever was coming. Immediately Mackenzie hovered her foot over you, practically touching your face with the ball of her foot. You didn’t even try to dodge, as you knew Mackenzie would catch you immediately if she missed the first time. But a moment passed by and… nothing happened! Suddenly, Mackenzie slid her foot aside and rested it on the coffee table, but to the side of you!
“Just kiddin. I’m feeling nice for once, pipsqueak. Even though watching her kiss your sorry ass makes me want to puke” Mackenzie said as she simply continued to watch tv. “Plus there’s no reason to squish ya or hide ya when Liv isn’t even here, other than it being kinda funny. But right now my laziness outweighs my motivation so count your blessings.” You simply shook your head and breathed a sigh of relief. You fell back flat onto your back, thankful for whatever merciful mood that Mackenzie was in, and reminisced on your tumultuous past with this girl.
When you and Olivia first started dating, your relationship with Mackenzie was nonexistent at best and straight up antagonistic at worst. She wouldn’t miss a single opportunity to crush, reshape, or otherwise torture you whenever Olivia looked away for more than a moment. You thought she must have just hated your guts based on that, but as you found out a few months into your relationship with Olivia, Mackenzie was just also blatantly in love with her. At least, it was blatant to you. To Olivia’s clueless brain she saw nothing more than her lifelong best friend. When you discovered that fact, you confronted Mackenzie about it, telling her to just admit her love to Olivia and get it out in the air. Then Olivia could just decide and get this all over with.
Needless to say this was without a doubt the worst mistake of your life. Mackenzie decided at that moment that she had to get rid of you, so she squished you flat and left you under a box on her desk for two full weeks. Unfortunately for her, and fortunately for you, after those weeks went by, even ditsy Olivia finally began to notice that you were missing, and never gave up on finding you. Even though she never did actually find you herself, Mackenzie ended up having to accept the fact that Olivia would never forget about you entirely.
On the other side of the coin, whenever you tried to earnestly tell Olivia about how badly Mackenzie treated you, she refused to accept it. It’s not like Olivia didn’t believe that Mackenzie messed with you, she had caught her red handed far too many times to be completely oblivious.. She just always assumed that you two had some sort of friendly yet eternal prank war going on. So unfortunately, neither you nor Mackenzie had a way of getting rid of the other one permanently without upsetting Olivia.
As you laid down next to Mackenzie’s enormous, sock-clad foot and thought about the bizarre nature of your relationship, Mackenzie finally spoke up.
“Okay loser, I’m officially bored, so…”
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