"Damn baby! I paid five grand for that? I was expecting 44DD or something. I can't tell, are your breasts bigger because of the implants, or because of the swelling?"
Her eyes widened in surprise, obviously not expecting such an insensitive response from her boyfriend. Your main concern at this point is finding that crazy lady and reversing the curse, but there's no need to be an ass, so you try to compliment her as you grab her wheelchair,
"Nah baby, I'm just kidding; the doctor really made mountains out of your mole hills. Let's get rolling."
You barely heard her cry out as you pushed her hard across the parking lot. You thought you heard her verbally abuse you -- and rightfully so, but you needed to get the hell out of there, "Hey, where's the damn car?"
She looked up at you then, eyes on fire, "Are you insane?! You drove here, right? You don't even remember where you parked, Terrence?"
You look around desperately, "It must be all the coke I did this morning."
She was quiet for a moment, then said, "You had better be kidding, Terrence."
It was at that point you realize you are having a little too much fun screwing around with other people's lives. Did Terrence have a drug problem? You decide to try to make nice, "Nah, I just must've hit my head when I saw your brand-new funbags and passed out from the excitement. Is it the orange Mustang over there?"
Tears were freely rolling down her face, and you were sure you were going to feel absolutely miserable about it later. First things first though; you had to find that crazy lady who cursed you. You rummaged in your front pocket and pulled out a set of keys on a Dodge keychain. The two of you were standing right next to a large Ram pick-up, and you were ecstatic to hear the horn chirp when you hit the keyless entry. You climbed in and backed out. You were desperate to find the crazy woman and end the curse, but you paused just long enough to roll down the passenger window and say to Terrence's girlfriend, "In a couple hours, I'm going to come back to you. Please try to find it in your heart to forgive him... me. I mean, forgive me."
You tried not to watch her sad face slowly disappear in the rearview as you drove away.
You cruised the entire neighborhood where you had almost run down the old woman last night, but found nothing except a park. You parked the Ram and got out to investigate the surroundings.
There was an old drunk passed out on a bench, a couple of high school kids playing tennis, and some smaller children playing on a new gym set. Before you could ask anybody anything, your vision blurred and your head swam.
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