Adam Sandler rolled up his sleeves and prepared to cast a spell on A Popular Student.
Suddenly, there as a knock at the bathroom stall door! Adam assumed it was one of the teachers again, like when he got busted for smoking or sniffing paint. Swallowing the lump in his throat, he opened the door to see...
Jesus Christ.
"Adam," Jesus said, "You shouldn't go around casting spells on people. All magical powers come directly from the devil himself, and you're only playing into his hands by doing so."
"Wait a second," Adam said, "I'm Jewish. Shouldn't Moses or Abraham be telling me about this?"
"I'm Jewish too," Jesus said. "Now why don't you give me this magic ring so I can cast it back into hell where it belongs?"
Adam sighed, and handed over the magical ring.
"You should get some exercise, too," Jesus said, "being a fat kid isn't very healthy."
"Oh, and one more thing," Jesus added, "Can you sing your 'Red Sweatshirt' song?"
Jesus handed Adam Sandler a guitar, who started singing his song about red sweatshirts. Jesus clapped his hand and laughed before disappearing in a puff of smoke.
Adam stood there with a guitar, wandering what to play next.
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