I had to write a dialogue in english last year,I think its really funny... |
This is a dialogue I had to do in english about the book Animal farm. Characters: Baby. a fully grown cow. Paranoid Pete, a brown rat and one of Napoleon's watchdog's Setting: Grain shed Paranoid Pete: Hey Baby! Will you give me some of that (whiskers twitch voraciously) tasty grain you have there? Baby: This grain belongs to honored leader Napoleon!! Paranoid Pete: Honored Napoleon!! Lies! All lies!! (twitching from side to side) Are you hungry Baby? Baby: (looking nervous)...I guess (regaining control, she stood up straight and still) It is for the good of Honored Leader Napoleon!! Paranoid Pete: That's enough of that already! I've heard that too many times! Honored Napoleon, Honored leader!! Chicken poop! He's no better then you are! Baby: (looking confused) He isn't? They all say he is. Paranoid Pete: That's what they want you to think. But really you are better then them. Baby: I am better then the pigs? But I can't do as much as them...I am not as smart as them...and with them, food is increasing by 200%!! Paranoid Pete: Lies!! All lies!!! Baby: lies? Paranoid Pete: Yes lies!! How could something increase by 200%? Balongna!! Baby:You....you have to be lying Paranoid Pete: Do I look like someone who would lie? Honest Pete that's what they call me down at the rat races. A top of the line broker I am!! Baby: Broker? Paranoid Pete: It's my job to know what's lies, what's the truth and to stop the lies!! Baby: So you aren't lying? Paranoid Pete: Honest as a pig I am! Baby: The honored pigs never lie! Paranoid Pete: That's where you are wrong, everything the pigs told you is a lie!! Snowball wasn't bad...he didn't do anything Napoleon said he did!! He wanted a republic! What does Napoleon want? CONTROL!!! Baby: Control over what? Why....? Paranoid Pete: Yes control! Over all animal farm! Over all animals! Why you ask? Because he's a pig- pigs are like men! This is not what Old Major wanted at all!! Baby: No...it couldn't be as you say, could it? ( It dawns on her, all that has happened and all he had said sank in) Napoleon must be stopped! Paranoid Pete:Stopped? By who- you? An overgrown watchdog that happens to be a cow? (walks over to the grain and starts eating) Baby: At least we can tell the others!! Paranoid Pete: (chewing) ha,they won't understand, you Baby, are exceptional...and so is this grain I might add. Paranoid Pete: We'll think of something....(streches)....ahh...(falls down dead) Baby:Pete! Pete!! Honest Pete paranoid!! Watchdog enters : Hey! What's going on here? Baby: (looks at him for a moment, then realizes even more...) There's a rat in the grain bin!! He came in through the wall- he's eating all the grain! Honored Napoleon's grain!! This isn's a very good one, but I hope you find it as amusing as I do! |