Misery Inn

Welcome to my life
The drinks are free
Make yourself at home
The pain's on me.

There's live entertainment
We're open all night long
Order up a cold beer
You can't go wrong.

There's always room for one more
Come and join our table
Grab a chair, settle in
Meet the mentally unstable.

Heartbreak's at every corner
Each has a story to tell
We've all suffered a breakdown
On our personal road to hell.

The music's starting up
Would you like to dance?
I'm offering you a nightmare
Along with some romance.

Everyone is leaving now
Did you enjoy the conversation?
Hope you can come back again
For your next hallucination.