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Things I write that amuse me.
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LYRICS
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You Ought to Know By Now
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Country Western song lyrics
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Two Gray Mornings
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Responding to Alfred's challenge
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POETRY
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The Lifespan of a Tootsie Pop
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How many stanzas would it take to finish a Tootsie Pop?
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POETRY
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Switch On, Switch Off
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written for the I AM imagery contest
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Sep 12th, 2006
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birthday card for a dog
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It's your day, live it up!
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OTHER
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Zucchini Mania
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Collection of poems and other things about zucchini
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Aug 19th, 2006
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POETRY
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The Wrong Kind of Seeds
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Lust and beans for the Spinning Nouns contest
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Jul 31st, 2006
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POETRY
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Riding the Swan
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free verse Carousel poem
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Jul 20th, 2006
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Jul 22nd, 2006
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POETRY
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Freelancer Ad
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display of ?skill?
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POETRY
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The Meter Family
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Learning names: trochee, iamb, anapest, dactyl
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POETRY
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My Picture
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Learning cinquain
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OTHER
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Pet Parade
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Daily Creations Challenge--pets
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May 31st, 2006
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POETRY
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Boys and Girls Together
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Children talk so silly when they think they are alone.
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May 24th, 2006
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Jun 9th, 2006
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OTHER
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My Bad Habit
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as shown by poem and example: I entered the practice round too late.
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May 16th, 2006
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OTHER
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No Ducks for Bub
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Simply Horrible Contest
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May 2nd, 2006
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May 2nd, 2006
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OTHER
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Kitchen Conversation
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Flash fiction, fantasy
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Apr 15th, 2006
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