Quotes:

*By the time you finish reading this, you just realize you have wasted 5 second of your life.*

*How can I be so thirsty this morning when I drank so much last night?*

*Can you get cornered in a round room? *

*I'm trick-or-treating on the high way dressed as a deer*

*I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry*

*The orange juice box says concentrate... I'll be back when i stop staring @ it.*

*The authors are unknown, but thank you for the laughs*