Gotta Go, A Christmas Parody

Gotta Go
To the tune of “Let It Snow”

Well I’m out in a raging blizzard
And I have to drain my lizard
But my shopping’s not done you know.
Gotta go gotta go gotta go!

I just fell in a slushy puddle
And my drawers are full of muddle,
I hold it in like a pro,
Gotta go gotta go gotta go!

When I finally get inside,
Oh the warmth of the store makes me smile
But the change of temp starts the flow,
And the restrooms are nearly a mile!

Oh my bladder got tired of waiting
And I started micturating
Right in the big women’s clothes
Had to go, had to go had to go!

Had to go, had to go, had to go!