Ronald the Red Haired Weasley!

You know Arthur and Molly and Charlie and Ginny,
Fred and George and Bill and Percy,
But do you recall the most famous Weasley of all?

Ronald the Red Haired Weasley,
Had a very broken wand,
And if he ever used it,
All his spells would come out wrong.
Draco would always tease him,
Laugh at him and call him poor,
So Ronald would try to jinx him,
But he only came out sore!

Then one bright and sunny day,
The Weasley’s got a break.
The Ministry of Magic came to say,
A ton of gallions came their way.

Then all the wizards loathed him,
Ronald got a beautiful wand.
Draco no longer made fun of him,
Because he was a stupid blond!