A Pass Story

The story of the eon.

Guy 1: There once was a snail...
Guy 2: who had rabese...
Guy 3: and mad snail disease...
Guy 4: that he went to...
Guy 5: the bathroom...
Guy 6: at 3:03pm...
Guy 7: but then it changed to 3:04pm...
Guy 8: and he said...
Guy 9: how am I speaking, i'm dumb!
Guy 10: So he went...
Guy 11: the bathroom again...
Guy 12: until he found...
Guy 13: a giant poop floating around in the toilet...
Guy 14: so he ate it...
Guy 15: it was 3:39pm by the time he finished...
Guy 16: so he set the clock back to 3:04pm...
Guy 17: so he would not have missed any time...
Guy 18: even though he didn't have anything to do...
Guy 19: so he sat...
Guy 20: on the couch...
Guy 21: and ate...
Guy 22: lions and tigers...
Guy 23: he wanted a better...
Guy 24: meal than the cat...
Guy 25: so he ate a dog...
Guy 26: that meowed at him.
Guy 27: He got so scared that...
Guy 28: he ended the story.