The Zombie Of Chestnut Lake

It is a zombie!

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true. He got so scared that he moved to Minnesota's Chestnut Lake, where he said "I zombie!" and became a zombie! He had mad snail disease. He once ate a rat filled with poop.