Sarcasm in its ugliest fine form

All becomes free when you take it.
From hips and curls down simply
to the breaths we share,
we know we can own the world.
I'll make you queen and as the king,
decree you all the power over me.
On the sidewalks I'll spit no more
and when I write I'll only use couplets that rhyme
like ABAB and so on.
You can take that blank stare back
and pick up all the LOL's and ROFL's you dropped
along the way to me.
If I see another I might go blind.
We can't change each other
but we sure can get in the way.
Maybe it's better if I don't stay.
I don't plan as well as I execute;
perhaps you'd prefer me to be executed
but I'm not concerned.
I'm a silly boy in love with bein' in love
and it's free when you take it.
Just love me.