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Rated: 13+ · Quiz · Nonsense · #1334673

The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.

Hello, and welcome to The Random Quiz.

In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. To Have the Power of Choice...:
 If you were God, what would you do?
       Well, I've always wanted a massive collection of trolls.        
       I will destroy everyone with the same name as me. Because I am special.        
       I'll convert humanity into a herd of singing coconut trees.        
       Humans are tasty.        
       I'll put a smiley face in the sky; so I can stare at people whilst they sleep. :)        
       Wtf?        
2. A dilemna of the bready kind:
 Woe is me! The bread has fallen down the sink.
       What a terrible waste of bread. And I can't buy another loaf because the tooth fairy threatened to pull all my teeth out.        
       My friends. Chocolate is not the answer.        
       Look behind you. It’s a three headed monkey.        
       Don't touch the oven. It'll fry your eyes.        
       THE BREAD DID IT ALL BY ITSELF, BECAUSE IT IS SUICIDAL        
       Wtf wtf?        
3. Pie: A popular case.:
  I ate the apple pie.
       Because it looked at me funny.        
       Because my conscience demanded blood sacrifice.        
       Because I had to. I HAD TO.        
       BECAUSE.        
       Because who cares. Want a cookie?        
       Wtf?        
4. Science. Real science. Oh yes it is.:
 If you crossbreed a tomato and a potato, do you get a sterile tomapotato?
       My head is now going to make contact with the desk.        
       Um.        
       I thought you'd get a cherry?        
       What.        
       No, but you do get an asylum.        
       Whisky Tango Foxtrot?        
5. A Mystery...:
 I swear, I did not open The Fridge.
       Though I did eat the cooking utensils.        
       The earthquake was an accident.        
       I SWEAR. Look at my face. This is the face of honesty,        
       The invisible man opened it. See? Look, he's doing it now.        
       No! I didn't! Please! PLEASE NO NOT THE WHITE VAN        
       Wtf?        
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