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Rated: 13+ · Quiz · Nonsense · #1334673

The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.

Hello, and welcome to The Random Quiz.

In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. The Muffin Man. He's real. My lampshade told me so.:
 Do you know the muffin man?
       The muffin man?        
       What the muffin man?        
       No. But I like Muffins.        
       The muffin man!        
       Ooh, did you just mention the muffin man?        
       Wtf?        
2. Pie: A popular case.:
  I ate the apple pie.
       Because it looked at me funny.        
       Because my conscience demanded blood sacrifice.        
       Because I had to. I HAD TO.        
       BECAUSE.        
       Because who cares. Want a cookie?        
       Wtf?        
3. A dilemna of the bready kind:
 Woe is me! The bread has fallen down the sink.
       What a terrible waste of bread. And I can't buy another loaf because the tooth fairy threatened to pull all my teeth out.        
       My friends. Chocolate is not the answer.        
       Look behind you. It’s a three headed monkey.        
       Don't touch the oven. It'll fry your eyes.        
       THE BREAD DID IT ALL BY ITSELF, BECAUSE IT IS SUICIDAL        
       Wtf wtf?        
4. RIP, little hamster. We knew you well.:
 How would you feel if your hamster was eaten by a gorilla?
       His name was Ham Hams, and I wuved him so.        
       NO! NO! OH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD NOT MY HAMSTER! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?        
       I'd cry for a minute or two. Then eat the gorilla.        
       That’s it! It’s time to set up the SPCFHFG. (The society for the protection of cute fluffy hamsters from gorillas)        
       He deserves a state funeral. All pay homage to the hamster king, Ham hams.        
       Wtf?        
5. All in good time...:
 Thoughts running through your head whilst waiting in a queue...
       ... Dougnuts ...        
       The meaning of life. I do believe cheese crispies will help me discover the answer.        
       Does that woman in front of me have three eyes?        
       The all powerful tea cosie doesn't exist. All hail the new god, Rammalammadingdong.        
       HURRY UP YOU STUPID PEOPLE BEFORE I WHACK YOU WITH MY HANDBAG        
       Wtf?        
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