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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Comedy · #1349440

One star answer to the question of what lawn gnomes do when we're not looking

Lawn gnomes.
Spice up my
yard, as they lounge
on their fat asses; they're
probably thinking about their adventures at the
night club during their orgy.
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