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Fairy tale comedy at its best |
| Poor Piggy Alas, how poor I am It wasn’t always so For my real estate I’d a plan Porktopia, come one come all But alas, it cannot be O my poor straw visitor’s center Perhaps I should have gotten A different architect Woe is me My dream is puffed away My home is huffed to wreck Alas I am eaten |