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*blows the dust off the windowpanes* I missed this place. Guess I missed you lot, too. Don't rest on your laurels, though, or I'll take a lawnmower to the greens. A tribute to the brave souls who may or may not be buried in my cellar lurking somewhere around this rabbit's warren of junk: Firstly to Steev the Friction Wizurd , for never failing to believe that I would come back from the dead (or, if he did, for hiding it so well) ; to TSC for being my wonderfully absent-minded and not so wonderfully absent sorta-kinda-pseudo-boyfriend (husband? ex-husband? hot-air balloon ballast?) ; to pentatonic for being quite cool when he shows up, however infrequently he does so ; to spinsky for occasionally popping up in odd places, odd times, and odd clothes ; Dad for providing constant fuel to the Typo Furnace ; and finally to The Unknown King for, you know, being a nice guy and all. Too bad that I'm married (hooked? involved? held hostage?). And that he never hardly ever shows up. And if I didn't commemorate you, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means that you either haven't posted here in an almighty stretch of time--or that your case is still under investigation and I don't wanna attract anymore attention from the authorities than I already have. If you're feeling deprived, trawl through these:
And finally, a belated RIP for Rancho Spinksy. Never mind! The Ranch is BACK! Hugs and nonalcoholic beer for all.
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Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Thanks for that tip about fasting. It's so obvious. Why didn't I think of that? The night before a fast --- pig out! " Dad says "Hey! Who screwed up the wrap?" Dad says "Do we" Dad says "have to" Dad says "post shorties" Dad says "til" Dad says "it's fixed?" Dad says "." Dad says "*^ shortest ^ post^*" Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Shhhh... Dad is having one of his senior moments..." Mr Zaborskii says "What? I'm having the same problem. A few words are spilling off the box, only the center box is apparently behind the side ones, so a few of the words that should be in the middle are instead hiding behind advertisements." Mr Zaborskii says "I think Summer's Cafe is decaying and falling apart." Dad says "Like she cares!" Dad says "She hasn't been onsite" Dad says "March 26, 2012!" Steev the Friction Wizurd says "I'm not having any problems, but my account shows no advertisements, so maybe that's the difference." Dad says "I meant" Dad says "SINCE" Dad says "March 26, 2012!" catty says "Um, so that means the food is free, right?" Dad says "Well, probably, but if she hasn't" Dad says "been here since March 26, 2012" Dad says "she probably hasn't" Dad says "paid the electric" Dad says "bill since then, either." Dad says "i don't think" Dad says "the milk" Dad says "is worth drinking" Dad says "." catty says "Well, how about the cheese? Is it worth eating?" Dad says "I wouldn't." Singular Scribbler says "Great caesar's ghost! 26 days, guys? Shame." Dad says "No, SS" Dad says "at the end" Dad says "of March" Dad says "2 years" Dad says "since Summer's" Dad says "been here," Dad says "Not 26 days" Dad says "." catty says "Umm, does that mean you're having a period?" Dad says "Would you believe I've been through men - o - pause?" catty says "Uh, sure. Let me know when you're done pausing. Don't want to interrupt anything important." Dad says "Mom says men are never done pausing." Steev the Friction Wizurd says "If anyone should know about pause, it's a cat. Get it? Don't make me spell it out." Dad says "OK. You don't have to say it again. I will. " Dad says "If anyone should know about pause, it's a cat." Dad says "catty won't mind. She won't see it 'til Summer comes back." catty says "Summer is gone forever. Winter is in phase. Indefinitely. " Dad says "Must be. As didn't see 70* today" catty says "We could start a bonfire to warm it up some but that would only be a temporary fix. What say you? " Dad says "Everybody talks about the weather" Dad says "but never does anything" Dad says "about it." Dad says "Summer's Cafe really should allow self deletion." Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Summer's Café should delete itself. Summer grew up and moved away. This place is like a forgotten child's toy, rain-stained and forlorn, that you discover in the weeds behind the house you just bought." Dad says "Hopefully, this post gets rid of my ill-thought-out post 75 posts ago, and fixes the problem with the wrap that I screwed up so long ago. I'm sorry." catty says "Hmm. Just keep posting, eventually those comments will ghost away." Dad says "Yeah. This time it took only 5 years. D'ya think Summer will ever come back here again? Does she remember us?" Steev the Friction Wizurd says "I'm pretty sure she doesn't remember us. I got an email from her yesterday that said, "Who are you and why did I email you?"" catty says "Did you spambot her back pretending to be a political advertisement?" Steev the Friction Wizurd says "*** Don't be a lump! Vote for Trump! 2016 ***" Dad says "Cruzin' with Cruz! Jeb! (Always felt that one should actually read "Jeb?") Here's a good one: Trump/Palin. Because idiots get to vote, too!" catty says "*Delicate snort*" Dad says "Why be delicate about it? Go ahead and snort!" catty says "No. There must be some sense of a fragile female in me. If only to distract from my terrifyingly sharp claws." Dad says "Trust me. Nothing distracts from the claws. Not even Santa. *waits for a less-delicate snort* " catty says "Not going to happen. It's either a delicate snort or El Nino. Just sayin." Dad says "El Nino-ize it, then!" catty says "I kind of have to be in the mood to blow. *enjoys the visual*" Dad says "*checks rating, sees it's 13+, decides not to post tonight*" catty says "**Grins Maliciously**" Dad says "*Maliciously decides not to post again* ¥" catty says "*cavorts* Mine! Mine! Mine! hahahahahahahahahahaha!" catty says "I shall cavort unto my dying day. Or night. Whichever." Total Displayed: 75 |