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Rated: 13+ · In & Out · Comedy · #1463306
Nope, definitely not getting out unscathed. :-D
*blows the dust off the windowpanes*

I missed this place. Guess I missed you lot, too. Don't rest on your laurels, though, or I'll take a lawnmower to the greens. *Smirk*

A tribute to the brave souls who may or may not be buried in my cellar lurking somewhere around this rabbit's warren of junk:

Firstly to Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon, for never failing to believe that I would come back from the dead (or, if he did, for hiding it so well) *Pthb*; to TSC Author Icon for being my wonderfully absent-minded and not so wonderfully absent sorta-kinda-pseudo-boyfriend (husband? ex-husband? hot-air balloon ballast?) *Bigsmile*; to pentatonic Author Icon for being quite cool when he shows up, however infrequently he does so *Cool*; to spinsky for occasionally popping up in odd places, odd times, and odd clothes *Silent*; Dad Author Icon for providing constant fuel to the Typo Furnace *Delight*; and finally to The Unknown King Author Icon for, you know, being a nice guy and all. *Smile* Too bad that I'm married (hooked? involved? held hostage?). And that he never hardly ever shows up. *Rolleyes*

And if I didn't commemorate you, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means that you either haven't posted here in an almighty stretch of time--or that your case is still under investigation and I don't wanna attract anymore attention from the authorities than I already have. *Wink*

If you're feeling deprived, trawl through these:

Steev's Place Open in new Window. (18+)
Where the elite meet and the riffraff laugh
#815201 by Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon


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#972248 by Not Available.


 Battle 101 Open in new Window. (13+)
A magical battle is brewing here once again.
#1353858 by 'Ropa Author IconMail Icon


 The Creator's Castle Open in new Window. (ASR)
A Deity's Holy Castle....
#1349777 by TSC Author IconMail Icon


 The King's Planet Open in new Window. (ASR)
Place to chat and talk ect.
#1439435 by The Unknown King Author IconMail Icon


And finally, a belated RIP for Rancho Spinksy. *Cry* Never mind! The Ranch is BACK! Hugs and nonalcoholic beer for all. *Delight*

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Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "Thanks for that tip about fasting. It's so obvious. Why didn't I think of that? The night before a fast --- pig out! *Laugh*"

Dad Author Icon says "Hey! Who screwed up the wrap?"

Dad Author Icon says "Do we"

Dad Author Icon says "have to"

Dad Author Icon says "post shorties"

Dad Author Icon says "til"

Dad Author Icon says "it's fixed?"

Dad Author Icon says "."

Dad Author Icon says "*^ shortest ^ post^*"

Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "Shhhh... Dad is having one of his senior moments..."

Mr Zaborskii Author Icon says "What? I'm having the same problem. A few words are spilling off the box, only the center box is apparently behind the side ones, so a few of the words that should be in the middle are instead hiding behind advertisements."

Mr Zaborskii Author Icon says "I think Summer's Cafe is decaying and falling apart."

Dad Author Icon says "Like she cares!"

Dad Author Icon says "She hasn't been onsite"

Dad Author Icon says "March 26, 2012!"

Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "I'm not having any problems, but my account shows no advertisements, so maybe that's the difference."

Dad Author Icon says "I meant"

Dad Author Icon says "SINCE"

Dad Author Icon says "March 26, 2012!"

catty Author Icon says "Um, so that means the food is free, right?"

Dad Author Icon says "Well, probably, but if she hasn't"

Dad Author Icon says "been here since March 26, 2012"

Dad Author Icon says "she probably hasn't"

Dad Author Icon says "paid the electric"

Dad Author Icon says "bill since then, either."

Dad Author Icon says "i don't think"

Dad Author Icon says "the milk"

Dad Author Icon says "is worth drinking"

Dad Author Icon says "."

catty Author Icon says "Well, how about the cheese? Is it worth eating?"

Dad Author Icon says "I wouldn't."

Singular Scribbler Author Icon says "Great caesar's ghost! 26 days, guys? Shame."

Dad Author Icon says "No, SS"

Dad Author Icon says "at the end"

Dad Author Icon says "of March"

Dad Author Icon says "2 years"

Dad Author Icon says "since Summer's"

Dad Author Icon says "been here,"

Dad Author Icon says "Not 26 days"

Dad Author Icon says "."

catty Author Icon says "Umm, does that mean you're having a period?"

Dad Author Icon says "Would you believe I've been through men - o - pause?"

catty Author Icon says "Uh, sure. Let me know when you're done pausing. Don't want to interrupt anything important."

Dad Author Icon says "Mom says men are never done pausing."

Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "If anyone should know about pause, it's a cat. Get it? Don't make me spell it out."

Dad Author Icon says "OK. You don't have to say it again. I will. "

Dad Author Icon says "If anyone should know about pause, it's a cat."

Dad Author Icon says "catty won't mind. She won't see it 'til Summer comes back."

catty Author Icon says "Summer is gone forever. Winter is in phase. Indefinitely. "

Dad Author Icon says "Must be. As didn't see 70* today"

catty Author Icon says "We could start a bonfire to warm it up some but that would only be a temporary fix. What say you? "

Dad Author Icon says "Everybody talks about the weather"

Dad Author Icon says "but never does anything"

Dad Author Icon says "about it."

Dad Author Icon says "Summer's Cafe really should allow self deletion."

Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "Summer's Café should delete itself. Summer grew up and moved away. This place is like a forgotten child's toy, rain-stained and forlorn, that you discover in the weeds behind the house you just bought."

Dad Author Icon says "Hopefully, this post gets rid of my ill-thought-out post 75 posts ago, and fixes the problem with the wrap that I screwed up so long ago. I'm sorry."

catty Author Icon says "Hmm. Just keep posting, eventually those comments will ghost away."

Dad Author Icon says "Yeah. This time it took only 5 years. D'ya think Summer will ever come back here again? Does she remember us?"

Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "I'm pretty sure she doesn't remember us. I got an email from her yesterday that said, "Who are you and why did I email you?""

catty Author Icon says "Did you spambot her back pretending to be a political advertisement?"

Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "*** Don't be a lump! Vote for Trump! 2016 ***"

Dad Author Icon says "Cruzin' with Cruz! Jeb! (Always felt that one should actually read "Jeb?") Here's a good one: Trump/Palin. Because idiots get to vote, too!"

catty Author Icon says "*Delicate snort*"

Dad Author Icon says "Why be delicate about it? Go ahead and snort!"

catty Author Icon says "No. There must be some sense of a fragile female in me. If only to distract from my terrifyingly sharp claws."

Dad Author Icon says "Trust me. Nothing distracts from the claws. Not even Santa. *waits for a less-delicate snort* "

catty Author Icon says "Not going to happen. It's either a delicate snort or El Nino. Just sayin."

Dad Author Icon says "El Nino-ize it, then!"

catty Author Icon says "I kind of have to be in the mood to blow. *enjoys the visual*"

Dad Author Icon says "*checks rating, sees it's 13+, decides not to post tonight*"

catty Author Icon says "**Grins Maliciously**"

Dad Author Icon says "*Maliciously decides not to post again* ¥"

catty Author Icon says "*cavorts* Mine! Mine! Mine! hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

catty Author Icon says "I shall cavort unto my dying day. Or night. Whichever."

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