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hehehe be warned this is my blog...O.O...*screams*
ok so before you start reading this i should warn you about this as it is my blog but i want to see your reactions........

so i am a really strange person as anyone who knows me should know...i can hold full on arguments with myself...wtf??...i talk to myself all the time and can remember weird facts and strange things more easily than i can remember to do homework or important stuff hehe lol...i love music, reading/writing, the internet, and random stuff, lots other stuff but i can't be bothered to write any more atm...

i love vampires and some random days i think of weird words that sound totally awesome and i'm just like "thats gonna be my word of the week..." i nicknamed my friend Eli "illegitimate"...then "planet"...wtf???...i love the word illegitimate.

i have an imaginary frog called Goozmo whom i have posted some - 1 unfinished but with more on the way ;) - short stories about, he is indestructible and cool. I used to have imaginary friends lol. i spend most of my time at school daydreaming - in classes other than English, Science, Health and Sport - or laughing and talking with my best friend Kirsty - in maths, multimedia, visual arts, german *shudders* and any other unlisted class and lunch and recess - English and Science are my fav classes, multimedia would be if we had Ms V instead of a friggin pedofile *shudders again*.

I live in Australia - because Australia is awesome ;) - , Victoria, and yes i do like vegemite ;)

I am a really weird kid - already mentioned but i am trying to make sure you don't read my blog but oh well - , i spend most of my time on the computer or in my room, i like the darkness and wish i was a vampire, i get called nerd half the time and emo the other half and just plain weird every other time :), i always - yes always - correct spelling mistakes, which is bad because the aforementioned best friend kirsty is terrible with spelling, i just can't help myself and have earned many whacks from it lol.

I am a perfectionist in everything except keeping my room clean :)

listing my fav books would take to long but here are my authors - The late Robert Jordan :(, Laura Black, Emily Rodda, Isobelle Carmody, Tim Lebbon, there's alot more but oh well...

ok one more warning, I am gonna list my dreams in here O.O *screams* ahhhhhhhh, i'm scared already lol. And just to make sure you take that into account I shall list one of my old favourites in here...

Jack Sparrow and the Leprechaun - Monkey...hehehe...

So what happened was...Jack Sparrow was on a ship...the old sort of ships like those used in Pirates of the Carribbean, he was sitting on deck with a navy officer at a small round table about the width of ones arm, they were gambling or something of the sort and the navy officer pulled out a medallion, it was an anchor medallion approximately the size of ones palm, it was on a keyring with something else.
Suddenly Jack said, "Hey, that's mine"
The navy officer replied, "No it's not, it's mine."
"Yes it is the Leprechaun Monkey gave it to me." Said Jack.
"The Leprechaun Monkey?" Questioned the navy officer, beginning to doubt Jack's sanity.
"Yes, can't you see him dancing around the table?" Asked Jack, totally sure of his sanity,
The Leprechaun was dancing around the table wearing a green vest, a top hat with a clover in it and playing an accordian. He ended up on top of the table sitting there with no accordian *gasp*.
The problem was only Jack could see the leprechaun monkey, well and me but i don't count lol.

The End

Now do you see why I warned you?, so continue at your own peril and questioning of sanity ;)

Now I am going to do random facts about myself when I feel like it ;) lol.

1 - My nickname is Waldo lol
2 - I have an 8 GB USB
3 - Right now I am listening to Vision Valley - The Vines
4 - I am descended from the Celtic's and am currently doing a project on them for this reason
5 - My labrador is called Bill and he is the cutest little puppy ever - that would be true if he were actually a puppy and little
6 - Assassin's Creed is the best xbox 360 game ever
7 - I am wearing a green wrist band that I have only taken off 3 times since buying it at Byron Bay about 3 months ago
8 - My last slave died of hypothermia...thought i might record that for next time my mum asks ;)
9 - I HATE SARAH EAST SHE IS A STUPID SLUT
10 - Rise Against is my fav band atm
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February 5, 2010 at 10:44pm
February 5, 2010 at 10:44pm
#686551
matthew reilly, awesome author, loving his stuff at the moment, finally back after being away without internet for 2 months and will be away for another month or so prob >.> bye (waves)
December 6, 2009 at 1:55am
December 6, 2009 at 1:55am
#678864
Paranormal Activity is possibly the scariest movie i have ever seen >.<. It is so good, love it how they set it up like its real.
November 5, 2009 at 2:24am
November 5, 2009 at 2:24am
#674803
Dream Theatre is, possibly, the best band in existence, As I am, The Count of Tuscany, The Dark Eternal Night and Wither are freaking awesome songs hehe :D
October 20, 2009 at 2:03am
October 20, 2009 at 2:03am
#672534
is a brilliant book by Cathy Glass, I am currently reading, i got it yesterday and have nearly finished it lol, it is the story of an 8 year old girl called Jodie who sexually abused by her parents, it is very sad but i recommend it to anyone who likes true stories
October 9, 2009 at 7:59pm
October 9, 2009 at 7:59pm
#671112
school has started again -- yay ;)
just finished reading a book by Cathy Glass, Hidden, its a true story, Cathy is a foster carer in the UK, it was the story of a ten year old Nigerian boy called Tayo, I recommend it for everyone, it is a really sad and happy book at the same time, my heart goes out to any child who has ever suffered physical, sexual, or verbal abuse from parents, or anything that could force them into foster care, my heart also goes out to foster carers, their work is so challenging but they do it for all those beautiful children who never deserved any of what happened to them, and a special thanks to Cathy for sharing the stories of these special children with the world.
October 1, 2009 at 7:05pm
October 1, 2009 at 7:05pm
#670076
someone review my stories plz, i havent gotten a review in ages and it annoys me
September 13, 2009 at 9:10pm
September 13, 2009 at 9:10pm
#667626
just watched a video on facebook about a little girl who was killed by her stepfather when she was ONLY 3! It made me so sad that i cried, how can people do that to children u stupid fheads should all be killed. My heart goes out to her father a war hero who came back from Iraq to the funeral of his daughter. Her stepfather was sentenced to 30 years in jail (should have been life really, but i hope he gets his ears cut off or something so he has to go through lots of pain) and her her mother 27 years ( same to her).
September 9, 2009 at 3:19am
September 9, 2009 at 3:19am
#666955
building new house (did i ever mention that b4?? coz i should have) its like halfway done they are plastering it and its looking cool got sand/lime stone blocks (i'm not sure which) and we are gonna have a massive pool out the back :) woot and it will be finished by my bday so i can have a pool party yeah yeah :D lol i think it will anyway haha
September 1, 2009 at 3:19am
September 1, 2009 at 3:19am
#665975
ouch ouch ouch.... I got frigging braces and they hurt marginally :@ lol they are annoying, also i nearly dislocated my knee...again :( lol
August 30, 2009 at 6:57am
August 30, 2009 at 6:57am
#665730
so i am being pessimistic right now, see its this thing called balance, you have a good time, so we have to cancel that out with something bad, well u got me fuk heads. Now my uncle has cancer :'( Just leave me the fuk alone haven't i suffered enough in my life u stupid cunts???? and this why i am fucking atheist cunts. there is no fucking god. He doesn't exist u stupid delusional freaks. Ok so normally i can tolerate people believing un religion ( I mean, my cousin has gone all fanatic on me :S ) But I am seriously pissed at the moment and really want to hit something. Ack and i have fucking school tomorrow :( atleast I can get away from home for a couple of hours. The Ghosts of Sleath is a cool book by the way, kinda tragic, can't believe some of the tragedies that were committed by those fuckhead Lockwoods. I take my books way to realistically for me own good in case u hadn't figured that out. Adieu Omego
Oh and Gully Platoon absolutely rocks.

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