A Toast To Spam'oween

A poem made of Halloween drinks

lizco252 has an Alien Secretion oozing from her Brain Hemorrhage, oozing from her brain.
It changes color After Dark like a chameleon
Like a Red Zombie, a Black Widow, a Blue Voodoo, a Bloody Brew just for you, it’ll turn into
any color but champagne.

Katya the Poet is a Pumkin Eater
Hide your peter ‘cos her Devil’s Kiss is like a real Snake Bite
Her Wreath of Barbs will suck the Devil’s Poison
Ooo! Ah! Ooo! Ah! Ooo! Ahhh…now that’s just right.

Acme is a Maggotini,
A Creepy Crawler from way, way back.
Her Vampire Blood runs thick as mud
And she’s a Corpse Reviver in the sack.

Ravenwand, Rising Star! sleeps with Swamp Thing and Dra’Kahlua at the same time.
She shaves her big Moontini and her Jack O’Tini’s look real fine.

And as for me, well, when I fart,
I Ignus Fatuus which is just like Death by Fire
And even though my balls hang low,
they are still something to admire.