hired the wrong guy to do your taxes

i wrote this as an entry for a david letterman contest. kinda funny

"Top Ten Signs You Hired The Wrong Guy To
Do Your Taxes"

10) while filling out form asks you from across
room "how do you spell narcotics?"

9) takes pants off to "help with calculations"

6) his first question: wanna buy some hash?

8) works nights at taco bell

7) eats each receipt after punching it in

3) arrives in superman pajamas

4) gets a ride over from his mom

5) a week after forms are sent in, you find out
he's dating your ex-wife

2) while writing asks "wanna see my chain
gang scar?"

1) has no teeth