| Come, yea youngsters Come and warm yourselves, By the ice cold flames Of my sapphire hearth For the chilling rain pours And the mourning winds howl In the dead dark of night Enter my humble abode, my domain Take your fill of drink Liquid sweet fire on rocks Come sit in a circle And speak of your fears I’ll smile at your monsters Exalt in your nightmares And from my sincere yellow-toothed grin You will take comfort and peace For none of your most obscene plights Could match the tall tales I’ll tell tonight And blood and filth and sex and gore Shall teach you the true face of horror And as you leave with feasted eyes Take note of my satisfied slumber For I have been well fed, hunger and thirst quenched And shall thrive on the weakness that your minds left behind |