Duh!

“In my opinion we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks” I yelled at all the boys in my math class. For days they have been putting up with their stupidity and uncalled for remarks! And I’m done with it! They were causing drama, and other people were joining in with their so called fun. I wish they would just shut their zit infested faces, and stuff a sock in the huge butt mouths! I don’t see why everything they think must come out their mouths, I mean I know that you have vocal cords and all but I’m sure they could put them to better use. They keep asking me to go out on dates with them and asking if I’m a virgin and all this. I mean good God they know I’m a lesbian and I have a girlfriend. Duh I wouldn’t go out with you. I’m taken!