Standing Short

Short
Short
What's wrong with short?
Short is too small!
One may retort
But you are too big
Too tall you may be
For right up your nose
Is all I can see
So short, too short
But what about regular?
What about medium?
Why not talk about regular?
Regular, medium
All of which normal
They can be happy or sad
Wear casual or formal
But too short and too tall
Must choose their own fate
But we're not that odd
And it's never too late
To change what you wear
Or what you want to be
To be who you are
Whether too short or too tall, you see?
So what's wrong with short?
There's nothing wrong with tall
There's nothing wrong with regular
No, nothing wrong at all
So there's nothing wrong with short
No matter how short you may be
No, there's nothing wrong with short
It's all just height, you see?