A collection of short "comic" poems.

A few poems so short they didn't quite deserve their own space! I do like them though!

A collection of short "comic" poems.

I realise using the word "comic" in the description could be a bit of overconfidence on my part, indeed, perhaps for some this collection of short poems may be better to titles such as "A short collection of bad poems" or so fourth. At any rate, I hope you either enjoy them, they make you think or perhaps that they give you some idea of not how to do things?

At any rate, read on dear viewer,
SJCH

(P.S: I'll add more as I go along, a.k.a find all my scraps of paper I've written on.)

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Spite & Spades.

I ate a spade.
Mum had always told me not to shovel my food in.
Just to spite her.
I ate a spade.
It hurt.

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Squirrels & Man problems.

Erectile dysfunction in squirrels.
Does it happen?
Does the effected squirrel blush or
squeak in a state of indignation?
Was just wondering is all.
Sorry.

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