Cliches

Title says it all. :P

There's an elephant in the
room where the fat lady
sings,  back against
the wall, eyes brighter
than the stars in the
sky. They're cute as
buttons and bad to
the bone-a jack of
all trades, if you may.

A fox in the coop
flies over green thumb
fields to where sleeping
dog's lie and life imitates
art. Until the cows come
home, he's the head honcho-
and justice is blind.

Bet your bottom dollar
(as luck would have it)
all's fair in love and war
and the devil you do know
is between a rock and
a hard place.

It can only go to say
that these fun and
games aren't as easy
as 1-2-3, and when it
comes to debauchery,
it's all greek to me.