Emasculation

Some of the ways I’m emasculated on an almost daily basis:

I can’t …

Drink like a man.
Cuss like a man.
Show anger like a man.
Have a man cave.
Be crass like a man.
Enjoy sports like a man.
Love my mother like a man.
Have time alone like a man.
Support my family like a man.
Coach my kids like a man.
Express my opinions like a man.
Take my kids camping like a man.
Enjoy a man’s hobbies.
Spoil my daughters like a man.
Show disappointment like a man.
Govern my own free time like a man.
Pursue my passions like a man.
Show love like a man.
Flirt with my wife like a man.
Have sex like a man.

Teach my son to be a man.