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9 out of 10 dentists didn't know these things about me. The one who did has been arrested.

1. If it weren't for my cousin, I wouldn't be here today. I'd still be at the airport.

2. I'm half way to having a six-figure salary. Only three more figures to go!

3. My self-esteem is so low that I’m afraid to do simple math, like 9+5, on my calculator, because I’m worried what it would think of me.

4. I have a tough time grasping the concept of humidity. Here’s why: the average humidity of Seattle, Washington, is 77.4%. That means that the guy swimming in the lake is only 22.6% more wet than the guy on shore who’s sleeping in the hammock.

5. I’m afraid of heights. Not of being high off the ground, though. I just get really freaked out whenever someone says how tall they are.
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