Stu Pidasol

When Stu Pidasol sought daring and drama,
he went to Chile and brought back a llama;
he fit the llama with old tennis shoes--
at six o’clock Stu Pidasol made news.

Then Stu Pidasol got ice cream at Handel's,
but due to his llama, he had to wear sandals.
He bought the llama his own sugar cone--
for that event Stu Pidasol is known.

The local news did a story on Stu;
Stu had a twin, so of course there were two.
Stu got approached, usually without hassle;
many would ask: “Aren’t you a Stu Pidasol?”

“Yesserie Bob, I am a Stu Pidasol!”
Stu beamed, like he was king of his castle.
“Long, long ago, our kinfolk were vassals,
but now it’s just us two Stu Pidasols!”

So Stu Pidasol gave interviews gladly,
and overall he didn’t do too badly.
His notoriety gave him the fame,
as Stu Pidasol lived up to his name.

First, 60 Minutes made Stu quite an offer,
but Stu Pidasol remained a news scoffer.
Yet then reaction was afforded to Stu,
when he decided to go on, The View.

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