Zelda the Zombie

This is just to get you in the Halloween mood. Hope you enjoy it.

Zelda the Zombie
Zelda the zombie had a date at the zoo.
She went to the zebra yard at a quarter to two.
She met Max the Mummy who worked late at night.
They would walk all around as a spook-tacular sight.
They married on Halloween, in a cemetary's church.
The best man drank a bloody Mary which made his stomach lurch.
They flew away on Air Witch's amazing cool broom
to a honeymoon spot that was near King Tut's tomb.
They had a set of twins named Jekyll and Hyde
who loved their pet Nessie which they kept outside.
This family had fun watching horror shows on TV,
especially Jersey Wives, Big Bang Theory and Three's Company.