A Special Holiday Guest

The foods you eat increase your seat
so stuff that chubby face.

Your weight is such an issue now,
a problem to embrace.

The pants you wear drag on the floor;
your legs are way too thin.

The world is waiting eagerly
for laughs from deep within.

Some cake with doughnuts on the side
will help to do the trick.

Then stuff your cheeks with ice cream floats,
all chocolaty and thick.

The razor should be thrown away;
the night will soon be here.

Prepare your ride and fill the sack,
use bells to bring some cheer.

Your red-nosed friend with harness donned
will help you with your quest.

The cookies warm and milk so cold
await a special guest.