(18+) a really dumb x-rated poem that would not leave me alone so I wrote it out. ENJOY! |
-Freaky Deeky- by Keaton Foster (18+) Zippers Strippers Predecessors Those who have come before Those who have come again I’ve done some stuff Put my dick in the dirt On more than one occasion Closed it in a car door Shouted at it in a foreign language That I don’t fluently speak Given it a ridiculous name And that’s just the tame stuff All of it was just for kicks Just to scratch some itch Weird always gets weirder Whores always get easier Male sluts, what a misnomer I should only speak for myself But like a real tool, I won’t Ladies, rape me all day long Now easy don’t get your Panties in a wicked bunch I am not condoning rape I am only saying that most men Particular company included Would not put up much of a fight Unless of course the attacker Was a lady with a severe hairlip Then the war would be on Life is one hell of a ride Sex is certainly great Way better than chocolate cake Of course I’ve always been More of a vanilla ice cream Kind of a guy Oral Anal Cleavage Rolls of skin Right behind the knee While hanging from a tree On all four howling at the moon Nothing is out of bounds This body is a wonderland I am just plain freaky deeky It really does not matter to me I am always watching out for STD’s Always wearing a raincoat Always praying not to become Someone’s baby’s daddy Nothing against kids But child support is expensive And ex-wives/ex-hookups Are a pain in the royal ass Speaking of asses Wow look at that I’ll be right back… Freaky Deeky Written by Keaton Foster Copyright © 2012. |